★ SODIE.NET — portal 2 my hole ★

fard. shid. cumb. ★ welcome 2 sodie's hole ★ you are visitor #42069 ★ ♪ now playing: Dial-Up by The Front Buttholes ♪ turn it UP ♪ "if it's borke don't fix it" — pep pep ★ FFAP.Cash — find ur foodstamps IRL ★ scattered randomly thru the city ★

~~ about me ~~

hiya!!! i'm Sodie ✧ a raccoon girl (sometimes a blue goo raccoon girl, but in a cute way).

i love 2 create things — gadgets, clothes, and music. i'm a kind troll. my favorite bands are Phish and the Yellow River Boys.

i work at Pee-Paw's, but i'd rather be home drinking a jug of pee-paw's with my kitties (whom i love more than anything). i have a lovely spouse, Cherry ♥

i like cigarettes, playing computer, and watching youtube. rarely watch TV. never watch movies. best shows: Steven Universe and Trailer Park Boys. i have many plushies. too many plushies.

fart joke. speaking of fart joke, have u ever heard that version of the seinfeld theme made with farts instead of a bass flavored keyboard?? speaking of fart joke, let it be known that i don't fart from my butt.... i fart from my soul.

mood: would rather be home with a jug of pee-paw's and my kitties

ADMIT ONE

OFFICIAL MEMBER

THE FRONT BUTTHOLES STREET TEAM

★ currently ★

FFAP — Fantastic Food Assistance Program

building a foodstamp distribution network!! FFAP is a fun new way 2 get food benefits by finding them one at a time scattered randomly throughout the city. official site: FFAP.Cash

F.I.C. — Fantastic Industrial Complex

i maintain this non-profit that FFAP is part of. the complex includes the offices of Driftune, Pee-Paw's, and Sodie Shop — and i get 2 live above the office building!! yay! easy commute.

but men are always teleporting into my apartment with their wiener poking out of their BOM pants! good thing i have guns! but the only thing i shoot them with is a camera 2 blow their pictures up for the window of shame.

the grounds

music park with a little stage, dog park for puppy girls, and a nice wooded section with a pond full of 7seas fish.

Cherry's plaza build

my beautiful Cherry and i are building a little plaza! she's already made the Momo Cafe (Momochii themed — she is our favorite idol!!), a weed store, and the Fenfarg Office of Nutritional Wealth. she's also working on a porn store. i don't usually do this but for her i donated a topless photo (＠_＠;) u can come crank dat hog as long as u clean it up for sure. and NO tributes on the displays, PLEASE!! (it stains! but it is flattering)